fun fact ive never been 2 a turkey dinner b4 (either for thanksgiving or christmas or w/e) bc the concept has always baffled my parents (we immigrated from china in 2000 lmao) so i would always just wistfully stare at them in christmas movies in shit
so before the years up would anyone like to invite urs truly so that i may experience this baffling phenomenon thanx
addendum, i HAVE celebrated thanksgiving before but its usually in some weird fuckin way
for instance the other year we had Canadian thanksgiving wtih some of my pals in fancy dress at a local mcdonalds but none of us coordinated so we’re ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF FANCY DRESS so this happened:
that me in the red dress w the medium coke
why you need to coordinate aesthetics, a summary:
left to right:
back row
-cocktail party
-starring in his own piano concerto
-ceo schmoozing another ceo at a quick holiday dinner
-youth pastor attempting a french tuck with mild success
-i am currently at a cousins wedding and i dont remember her name but the food here is good
front row:
-prom
-startup business’s non denominational holiday party where everyone’s so over dressing over the top for a work function
-i murdered my husband for the insurance money and im just here to have a good time
jk jk but fr srs that is the most common reaction whereupon discovering that i am not a late 20s white man who looks vaguely like shakespeare/a shakespearean actor but rather an early 20s chinese canadian lady
Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩
because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all
